[Albinoni 'Adagio in G' playing dramatically amidst rush hour traffic]

nutrition facts:

serving size 1 van (68 kg)
calories orange county, ca.          % daily value  july 1994
ingredients probably just several cats in a trench coat
not for human consumption

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