concept:
​me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle.
you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

nutrition facts:

serving size 1 van (68 kg)
calories orange county, ca.          % daily value  july 1994
ingredients probably just several cats in a trench coat
not for human consumption

am i currently accepting commissions?

yes. paintings, illustrations, tattoo designs, jewelry, you name it. just send an email and we'll talk; bluevelvetcake@hotmail.com

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